Boy George to join war on terror

LIVERPOOL -- Ex-iconic pop star Boy George has declared his intent to join the Royal Navy with the hope of somehow "taking part in the global war on terror" according to a statement by his agent today in London.

In a shocking revelation the aging, gender-bending singer broke months of silence with the release of a statement claiming his parents had been Muslim converts when he was a child.

"I know how it feels to live in fear of Shariah law," Boy said. "I lived with it early on in my life. When I got in trouble it was not like with other children where you might get a spank on the bum, or or be sent to bed with no tea; I was buried up to my waist and stoned, or threatened with having my hand cut off. That's a lot to think about when you are 6 years old now isn't it?"

BG says he turned to music when he was old enough to sneak out of the flat and meet up with his mates, but could not wait to get away from his parents. And now, for the first time he was going to help make the world a better place by becoming a warrior for British values.

"I'm not saying all Muslims are bad," said George. Just the ones that I've met that follow the religion of Islam. It's the least I can do to go over to the middle east and try to put my skills to good use in this ongoing battle. And what better way to join the culture conflict than on a big boat with all those sweaty sailors!"

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